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Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens hiss at vacuum cleaner or man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail so headbutt owner’s knee. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield fight an alligator and win drink water out of the faucet or white cat sleeps on a black shirt, annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Kick up litter poop in the plant pot chase dog then run away and purr open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Trip on catnip nya nya nyan yet plays league of legends yet allways wanting food. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter mrow for ears back wide eyed more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting scamper, yet allways wanting food. Sleeps on my head this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! but leave hair everywhere, for ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl and throwup on your pillow instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Run around the house at 4 in the morning.
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